Friday, March 09, 2007

Nerdy Quotes

So I haven't posted anything to this blog for a while, and I doubt that anyone still keeps up with it, but I thought I'd post a list of nerdy quotes that make me laugh :)

  • The box said Windows 2000 or better. So I installed Linux.

  • Double your drive space. Delete Windows.

  • The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

  • I'm supposed to back up my hard drive, but how do I put it into reverse?

  • I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

  • Life would be easier if I had the source code.

  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

  • All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

  • There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

  • "C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg." - Bjarne Stroustrup

  • Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.

  • Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.

  • "It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?"

  • There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

  • You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.

  • I want to be your derivative, so I can lie tangent to your curves.


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