Tip the Pizza Man!!! Geez!

Come on, what's the deal? I hate getting stiffed at the door when delivering pizzas. If you don't want to compensate the driver for bring your lazy bum a pizza, get off your ace and go pick it up. If I don't get at least $1 for each delivery, I'm not comin' out ahead. And then, its unbelieveably cold, so I'm freezing and killing my car cuz it doesn't get to warm up. Is it so hard to tip the delivery guy!?